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angel-and-hunters:

smaugwithablog:

wwwgoodreads:

sqwhoretle:

turntechdestiel:

thepondseleven:

harry-p-ron-w:

amoying:

nasturbate:

marshtomping:

nasturbate:

(white girl voice) wait lemme go to the bathroom

are you saying only females of the white race urinate

yes

i am an asian female and i can back this up, i havent urinated since 1902

How old r u

17

*whispers* how long have you been 17

I know what you are

Say it.Say it out loud.

WILDCATS

WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS POST.

(Source: nasturbate, via gangdamnstyle)

overratedsuicide:

cryingalonewithfrankenstein:

alexandrabeththegreat:

mjcabooseman:

autumn-prose:

nathaniel-the-angel:

leijonnaire:

guys we watched this in science class today

just watch it you won’t regret it

OMFG THAT WENT SO MANY PLACES THAT I NEVER COULD HAVE IMAGINED

CAN NO LONGER GO WITHIN 100 CENTIMETERS.

This is a classic

Popped a cap

dear god this has been my favorite thing for like eight years

I don’t even know what I was expecting

sadofficial:

sadofficial:

when you think you made a really good post and it gets no notes

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(via gangdamnstyle)

niceboysdontplayrockorroll:

atlanticgold:

here is a crazy fact for you

there are currently 50 BILLION CHICKENS alive right now

fifty billion chickens

can you even comprehend how many that is

fifty 

billion 

chickens

Think of the nuggets

qirlz

(Source: planao, via armadillo)

overratedsuicide:

no you fucking dont

if u dont like hickeys or butt grabbin we are a no

(Source: rubyandmoon, via suicide-is-my-bestest-friend)

jakexbugg:

love buckles under the strain of those wild nights

(via karrg)

Eminem is the fucking man

(Source: shewants-thelsd)

reblog if you have ever cried because school stresses you out

darlingyoufellapart:

I’m doing an experiment

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